What is Wrong With You People?

Look, folks, it's really easy.

The highway / driving surface is for cars.

I am so amazingly sick of driving my vehicle on the street, only to have to slow down or stop for one of you dimwits who is oblivious to the fact that just a few feet to one side or the other is a perfectly good sidewalk!

Really! Get your shuffling ass on the sidewalk! Do I drive on the sidewalk? What makes you think that it is, therefore, perfectly fine for you to waddle your way down the middle of the f'ing street?

And while we're at it--while I'm ranting--let's carry on...

If your ass is 3-axe-handles-wide and you're in the mall or some other public space...either waddle faster or move your cellulite to the side! You have every right to be there, but please have some concern for the rest of us who are trapped behind you, with no way to get around--because you're taking up the space of 4 people! And if you're shuffling along with your entire big-ass family or friends---consider single file rather than taking up all 6 lanes!